Story Time!

Hello children it's story time!

Now, what should I tell you? Ahh, I know! A detective story how would you like that?
 
 My name is,well actually I can't I cant tell you my name, confidential you know. Unlike many detectives my office is clean and neat, and the door doesn't have private eye on the door. It has private ear, I try to be original. Anyway no one really has any use for a private ear these days so I decided to take a walk. Out the door, down the hallway, down the, stairs? " Hey, HEY! where is the stairs! " Truth was there was NO stairs, just boards where the stairs used to be! I ran to the window the place was packed with cars! I looked to my left and saw a big blinking sign that said JCquarters! A skinny man walked out as huge dump truck full of construction workers drove up. " Okay gentlemen," he said in the snottiest voice you could imagine " you remember the plan a building here and here and here and here, oh yes remember to clean out the top of that dinky building the inside is being remodeled." "Remodeled, REMODELED!" I thought. I was outraged. "THE LANDLORD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" I shouted angrily. " Oh, hello aren't you some kind of private nose? I thought I told you to leave." he answered. "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN EVICT ME!"I shouted." If you would have read my letter you would had known that I am the new landlord, I bought the place a month ago." he said with a sneer " now, please, leave."

That's all for today folks,

From: The Genius

To my Dearest Readers...

Around this morning I had the strangest dream, but before I tell you about that dream I have to tell you about a different dream. This dream, dear readers, was a pleasant dream. I dreamed I was trekking  up a mountainslope when I came to a clearing, a rectangular slanted rock sat in the middle of the clearing. Next to the clearing was the edge of the mountain. I remember climbing on the rock and looking around at the breathtaking view of a city below... It was an amazing site... Now that you  know that dream you can know the one I first talked about. You see dear readers, the dream I first talked about happened in the exact place that the dream I recently described happened in! Now let me tell you about the first dream I talked about, I was trekking up the same mountain when I got to the clearing, however, there was no clearing! All that was there was a cement parking lot and a convenient store right in, the, way, of, the VIEW! I was so angry! Next I remember arguing with some nerdy guy, " There isn't even I road to get to the place" I angrily told him. In that dream I figured out nerdy guys have no brains whatsoever.

From: The Genius

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How long will this go on!

This insanity of posting and waiting posting and...  sleeping.

Lets give you something to read, yes thats right folks, YOU! YES YOU! get to hear,er, see! the words of a
GENIUS! hahahahah!!!!

For some time now I have been pondering how would I create a flying cruise ship! Sometimes I think strange things such as that. Making a massive plane would work, but the cruise ship would be way to fast. Propellers would work, maybe. A blimp is the way I would go!"The Genius" is a fine name for a cruise ship blimp don't ya think?

By the way, how do you my blogs "new look"?

Genius signing off.