Thursday, March 15, 2012

I know you've already saw a lot of this...

I just had to show my faithful followers something I made. Since I am an admin I own quite a bit of land, and what better way too proclaim my Lordship over an area than with a giant statue of my avatar!

Yes boys and girls, there I am coolest guy around, with my own giant statue.
I rigged up wiring through the whole thing too! I can cut the lights on and off at will.
Here it is with the lights on, in the middle of a storm.

There I am, see the resemblance?

For those who think online games is just not your thing, I have you folk covered too; don't worry. Why, I've come up with a late or early, which ever you prefer, Christmas story!

NOTE: This story has no moral, it is intended as pure nonsense, nothing else.

                     A Christmas Story 
                        about a Balloon

               There once was a balloon, he lived in a big city.

 Every day from when he was a wee little plastic sac, to when he was a full,err, “blown” balloon adult he wanted to see the thing “Christmas” that everyone talked about. So one day he concocted a scheme.
“ I'll puff myself up real pretty and try to get bought. When someone buys me I'll fly fly fly away, as fast as my big head will carry me! “ In his little airy balloon heart he knew it was wrong (I speak metaphorically of course, balloons have no hearts!) but he thought, he knew, he had to see Christmas!

  As soon as the balloon-man came outside, he set his plan into motion. “ Mommeee, I want dat balloooon!” said a rather, ahem, large five-year old. His mother, fearing a tantrum quickly bought the scheming balloon. The balloon's scheme worked as planned, and even better. The kid let go of the balloon to point at another one of his many desires.

Up, Up, Up, went our light adventurer. He saw the wreaths hanging on the light poles. He saw the lights in the park. He saw the carolers. In his mind he knew that all these things were not Christmas.
“While I fly free I must know just one, one thing about Christmas!” The little balloon thought.

The little balloon was getting dangerously high. “The only way down is to lose a bit of my life. I must do it.” Our brave balloon decided. Down he went losing air rapidly. Finally, with a tiny bit of air left he could drift down without letting any air out. He drifted in between a big bunch of skyscrapers. A gentle wind blew the little balloon into a open window. He saw he was in a ragged room, and a tattered couch sat in the corner. Two people sat on the couch not noticing the small balloon. He heard them speaking.       “ Mother, are you sure you want to do this? It is are last bit of food you know.” “ I know child, but we must be unselfish and give our food to someone who needs it more than us. Its Christmas, a time to be unselfish.” 

The little balloon felt a pang of sadness, though he had learned one thing about Christmas. “ Here these poor people are giving away their last bit of food to someone who needs it more than them. Me, a balloon, meant to give a child joy, selfishly took myself away to fulfill my own desires.”  He thought he felt a tear rolling down his face. The tears must have weighed him down because he drifted down and hit a kitchen knife. !POP!

                                                                           The End

What heart wrenching nonsense, I must leave you now readers, to, cry!
Good day. 

Monday, March 5, 2012

Minecraft pictures

These are some pictures of the sever I play on in minecraft, I'm an admin. (:

That's a train station I made, I am an admin that works for the people!

An Inn for the weary. I made that too, I'm a busy man.

This is my country residence for when I am tired of the city, Mwhahahahahaha!

This is my Boss's house, the one with the weird thing on top.

That's all for today, goodbye!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Some new words from a Genius

In Proverbs, a book of the bible, it states that a fool has many words, I think; may be that's why I barely post, or I'm just plain lazy. The latter choice is more probable. I just thought today would be an ideal day to show some pictures of a Lego airplane that I have been working on.

Sorry I don't have more detailed pictures.
I got my inspiration from a book I picked up at the store,here it is.

Interesting book, it does a good job of inspiring! I'll post more pictures of my plane later.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Story Time!

Hello children it's story time!

Now, what should I tell you? Ahh, I know! A detective story how would you like that?
 My name is,well actually I can't I cant tell you my name, confidential you know. Unlike many detectives my office is clean and neat, and the door doesn't have private eye on the door. It has private ear, I try to be original. Anyway no one really has any use for a private ear these days so I decided to take a walk. Out the door, down the hallway, down the, stairs? " Hey, HEY! where is the stairs! " Truth was there was NO stairs, just boards where the stairs used to be! I ran to the window the place was packed with cars! I looked to my left and saw a big blinking sign that said JCquarters! A skinny man walked out as huge dump truck full of construction workers drove up. " Okay gentlemen," he said in the snottiest voice you could imagine " you remember the plan a building here and here and here and here, oh yes remember to clean out the top of that dinky building the inside is being remodeled." "Remodeled, REMODELED!" I thought. I was outraged. "THE LANDLORD WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" I shouted angrily. " Oh, hello aren't you some kind of private nose? I thought I told you to leave." he answered. "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN EVICT ME!"I shouted." If you would have read my letter you would had known that I am the new landlord, I bought the place a month ago." he said with a sneer " now, please, leave."

That's all for today folks,

From: The Genius

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

To my Dearest Readers...

Around this morning I had the strangest dream, but before I tell you about that dream I have to tell you about a different dream. This dream, dear readers, was a pleasant dream. I dreamed I was trekking  up a mountainslope when I came to a clearing, a rectangular slanted rock sat in the middle of the clearing. Next to the clearing was the edge of the mountain. I remember climbing on the rock and looking around at the breathtaking view of a city below... It was an amazing site... Now that you  know that dream you can know the one I first talked about. You see dear readers, the dream I first talked about happened in the exact place that the dream I recently described happened in! Now let me tell you about the first dream I talked about, I was trekking up the same mountain when I got to the clearing, however, there was no clearing! All that was there was a cement parking lot and a convenient store right in, the, way, of, the VIEW! I was so angry! Next I remember arguing with some nerdy guy, " There isn't even I road to get to the place" I angrily told him. In that dream I figured out nerdy guys have no brains whatsoever.

From: The Genius

P.S. Check out the Diary of a Happy Homeschooler here

Thursday, April 7, 2011

How long will this go on!

This insanity of posting and waiting posting and...  sleeping.

Lets give you something to read, yes thats right folks, YOU! YES YOU! get to hear,er, see! the words of a
GENIUS! hahahahah!!!!

For some time now I have been pondering how would I create a flying cruise ship! Sometimes I think strange things such as that. Making a massive plane would work, but the cruise ship would be way to fast. Propellers would work, maybe. A blimp is the way I would go!"The Genius" is a fine name for a cruise ship blimp don't ya think?

By the way, how do you my blogs "new look"?

Genius signing off.

Monday, December 6, 2010

I'm back from the dead!

Some of you have been complaining about me not posting, well I've been busy,
with my new blog, The Green Leaf Journal, if you want to see it talk to me.

here is a poem....

                                     The Arrow Head

     I was walking in the woods one day, to see what I could find

When I stumbled pon an arrow head, so perfect, so fine.

I picked it up and stared, and stared,and I must say, its hard to describe the scene I saw there.

For a moment I heard a woosh! I saw that arrow fly.

Then I heard a scream, and then, I saw him die...

Another story came to sight, I saw two chiefs trying to end a long fight.

I saw them shoot an arrow into a tree, as a reminder of the peace to be...

I put the arrow head in my pocket,and tucked it in there well...

Then I looked for more arrow heads, and the stories they will tell.